On my secret.∗ On how you’re going to feel.∗ On the point.∗ On leaving the nest.∗ On apologists.∗ On coming off as racist.∗ On die antwoord.∗On fun sized advice.∗ On bedtime death panic.∗ On letting it get to you.∗ On things you do not need.∗ On the evil stepmother.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On dating wealth.∗On three girls who don’t get it.∗ On florida or italy.∗ On more fun-sized advice.∗ On how to do drugs.∗ On fun-sized advice.∗ On need.∗ On normal things people tell each other.∗On greatness and killing your ego.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On showing up and picking battles.∗ On letting it go.∗ On a choice.∗ On an unhappy marriage.∗ On fun sized advice.∗On christopher hitchens.∗ On what you’re owed.∗ On the nice guy.∗ On keeping your soul or your job.∗ On your dad’s money.∗ On open break-up season.∗ On north vs south and east vs west.∗ On teenage body issues.∗ On a bit more forgiveness.∗ On forgiving and forgiveness.∗ On experimenting.∗ On making it.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On sex and anthropology.∗On only you.∗ On opening up your relationship.∗ On forgiveness.∗ On tomorrow.∗ On vacation.∗ On a very sad person.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On your costume.∗ On occupying wall street.∗ On cancer.∗ On after the third date.∗ On asking the right questions.∗ On fun sized advice.∗On getting healthy.∗ On your weight.∗ On slut shaming and more.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On guy guy girl.∗ On dubious virtue.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On getting your news.∗ On that pregnant teenager.∗ On fifteen and pregnant.∗On occupying wall street.∗ On a choice.∗ On a loser.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On doing playboy.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On occupying wall street.∗ On woo girls.∗On three phases of sex.∗ On journalism class.∗ On a victim’s responsibility.∗ On unburdening yourself.∗ On doing wonders.∗ On fucking a congressman.∗ On the future.∗ On trust issues.∗On more fun sized advice.∗ On non-consent.∗ On a volunteer, a bitch, and a cutter.∗On custom wedding vows.∗ On basic polyamory.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On obvious advice.∗ On another pregnancy.∗ On a hustler.∗ On mortality, babies, and pills.∗On mortality, babies, and pills.∗ On not feeling guilty.∗ On a word burglar.∗ On a fresh drinking problem.∗ On tripping balls.∗ On -isms.∗ On a bubbly twenty-two.∗ On pageant girlfriends.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On politics, manipulation, and job security.∗ On rebounds, sorority girls, and douchebags.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On carmageddon.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On taking care.∗ On a small world.∗On saying goodbye.∗ On being misguided.∗ On equality.∗ On your day.∗ On locking the door.∗ On things you can trust.∗On fun sized advice.∗ On a thieving little twit.∗ On five more minutes.∗ On snooping.∗ On all there is to say.∗ On a much needed laugh.∗ On crossing the borderline.∗ On more favorite books.∗ On baby steps.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On resentment.∗ On letting him go.∗ On waffles.∗ On what to do.∗ On backing the fuck off.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On commitment.∗ On the post college blahs.∗ On being pathetic.∗ On higher standards.∗ On weinergate.∗ On personal privacy.∗ On appropriateness.∗ On poor judgment.∗ On skeezery.∗ On proving my point.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On a bisexual virgin. ∗ On fun sized advice. ∗ On creepy shit.∗ On the young and the lonely.∗ On the seven year itch.∗ On artists and drama queens.∗ On nothing stopping you.∗On fun sized advice.∗ On intimacy and letting go.∗ On long-winded ignorance.∗ On discovering your bisexuality.∗ On tyler the creator.∗ On the rules of attraction.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On getting the joke.∗On getting over it already.∗ On professing.∗ On a girl code violation.∗ On losing your mom’s religion.∗ On unattractive insecurities.∗ On fun sized advice.∗On special snowflake disease.∗ On nothing really.∗ On national catharsis.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On the royal wedding.∗ On international shit talk.∗ On seizing the day.∗ On fuck you.∗On fuck you.∗ On weed and a pussy.∗ On sleazebags and self-loathing.∗On a forty-something fuck buddy.∗ On a death in his family.∗ On crazy girls and second chances.∗ On unexamined monogamy.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On your shallow self.∗ On losing your illusion.∗ On your first heartbreak.∗ On getting shit done.∗ On redneck in-laws.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On what coke talk would do.∗ On omitting the truth.∗ On ghosts.∗ On my favorite books.∗ On hot teen girl-on-girl action.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On moving out and moving on.∗ On getting unstuck.∗ On fun sized coquette advice.∗On philosophers and fools.∗ On pragmatic romanticism.∗ On the drug war.∗ On pointy-headed numnards.∗ On being a grown-up.∗ On profanity.∗ On drawing a line.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On my new boutique.∗On beginnings and endings.∗ On being pretentious.∗ On processing that shit.∗ On a skanky situation.∗ On painting over rust.∗ On classy and trashy.∗ On god in philosophy class.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On planned parenthood.∗ On madonna and gaga.∗ On a hug and a kick in the ass.∗ On boundaries.∗ On fucking right back.∗ On remembering.∗On fun sized advice.∗ On prince charming disease.∗ On selling out.∗On going pro.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On beeing needy.∗ On valentines.∗ On plan b.∗ On the day after.∗ On not killing yourself.∗ On using words.∗ On fun sized advice.∗On fucking up big time.∗ On feminism.∗ On the professional.∗ On meth.∗ On being petty.∗ On bieber fever.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On getting a prescription.∗ On all you can do.∗On prime break-up season.∗ On elaborating.∗ On our extinction.∗ On wasting time.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On corinthians 13:11.∗ On your weight.∗ On water cooler jesus.∗ On a girl with real problems.∗ On an easy choice.∗ On grocery store lube.∗ On the drunk girl.∗ On emotional baggage.∗ On where to stay.∗ On hardening up.∗ On conspiracy theories.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On comments.∗ On sowing wild oats together.∗ On fake tits.∗ On royally fucking up.∗ On chinese mothers.∗ On the size zero pill.∗ On fair warning.∗ On missing the point.∗ On fresh meat.∗ On the shit people put up with.∗ On fucking around.∗ On the brutal fucking truth.∗ On that not so fresh feeling.∗ On making it work.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On another thick skull.∗ On his thick skull.∗ On when not to go dutch.∗ On the second coming.∗ On what to do.∗ On fun sized advice.∗On all there is to say.∗ On trust and privacy.∗ On poop.∗ On my drunk style fans.∗ On new years eve.∗ On finding a good time.∗ On taking the high road.∗ On being vague.∗ On how.∗On getting and being gotten.∗ On not seeing the point.∗ On when not to be polite.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On ye of little faith.∗ On being jerked around.∗ On modesty.∗ On pity sex.∗ On dueling christmases.∗On christmas spirit.∗ On discretion.∗ On the center of the universe.∗ On being certain.∗ On the difference.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On comparing cities.∗ On selling your innocence.∗ On my style.∗ On being a smart ass.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On your mom.∗ On more congratulations.∗ On congratulations.∗ On my wits end.∗ On bad boys.∗ On more fun with christians.∗ On being a jerk.∗ On live and let live.∗ On nothing.∗ On integrity.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗On drawing a line.∗ On easy cash.∗ On how to do it with class.∗ On not giving a fuck.∗ On having the right.∗ On not being taken.∗ On getting away with it.∗ On respect.∗ On biological fatherlessness.∗ On folk singers.∗ On widows and the fatherless.∗ On going out with a bang.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On adderall.∗ On not being pretty.∗ On its own reward.∗ On wikileaks.∗ On fun sized fun sized advice.∗ On smoking out.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On the number from down under.∗ On woody allen.∗ On guys having no idea.∗ On one sided breakups.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On our ecosystem.∗ On partnership.∗ On secret identity.∗ On jazz.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On science.∗ On opening up.∗ On being a sex therapist.∗ On your virginity.∗ On choice.∗ On humiliation.∗ On proving my point.∗ On being closed minded.∗ On family politics.∗ On settling.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On your friend’s shitty band.∗ On the principle of explosion.∗ On cable.∗ On fun with christians.∗ On making a move.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On ayn rand.∗ On calling him on that shit.∗ On her male friend.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On words and actions.∗ On a package deal.∗ On a broken heart.∗ On owning a record shop.∗ On the thought police.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On a disgusting metaphor.∗ On practical sociology.∗ On how to piss off a feminist.∗ On rescuing a fireman.∗ On submission.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On actual indifference.∗ On total fucking indifference.∗ On learning to love yourself.∗ On what you did to your hair.∗ On enlightenment.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On loneliness.∗ On your inner child.∗ On merchandising.∗ On a man’s world.∗ On owning that shit.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On a hard day’s work.∗ On the four agreements.∗ On being a kept woman.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On the relationship section.∗ On righteous indignation.∗ On a soon-to-be working mom.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On wannabe actors.∗ On not being an enabler.∗ On someone out there.∗ On after the fireworks.∗ On growing the fuck up.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On promiscuity.∗ On a modern bromance.∗ On girl meets girl.∗ On left coast voting.∗ On my methods.∗ On bad planning.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On more stupid teenage shit.∗ On taking a guess.∗ On bubbles.∗ On going mainstream.∗ On a ridiculous predicament.∗ On sam harris and logical fallacy.∗ On how do you like them apples.∗ On what la does to women.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On teenage love.∗ On the right answer.∗ On moving on with your life.∗ On verbal adoration.∗ On not purple.∗ On purple.∗ On the tyranny of self hate.∗ On quitting.∗ On halloween.∗ On context.∗ On dreaming big.∗ On hesitation.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On a complicated dilemma.∗ On the real issue.∗ On earning your keep.∗ On paying attention.∗ On cocaine.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On vapid people.∗ On getting over an abortion.∗ On creation.∗ On teenage individuality.∗ On monogamy and polygamy.∗ On pros and cons.∗ On mediocrity.∗ On your dogs balls.∗ On the point of relationships.∗ On american english.∗ On an asshole.∗ On his girl best friend.∗ On getting things done.∗ On being ignorant.∗ On disrespecting god.∗ On starfucking.∗ On your dream job.∗ On bullshit drama.∗ On bad good girls.∗ On your fat wife.∗ On killing mom with kindness.∗ On keeping both.∗ On changing the subject.∗ On not getting the hint.∗ On some trifling shit.∗ On dealing with it.∗ On eat pray love.∗ On grammar.∗ On freshman fantasies.∗ On gifts with strings attached.∗ On being confused.∗ On sixteen.∗ On all there is to say.∗ On bad dating.∗ On keeping your conscience.∗ On tanning while pregnant.∗ On self realization.∗ On the perils of an open marriage.∗ On rape fantasy.∗ On trying long distance.∗ On sex and molly.∗ On at will employment.∗ On being a female player.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On cautionary tales.∗ On disclaimers.∗ On cocaine and self control.∗ On sexual identity.∗ On teenage hubris.∗ On becoming a whore.∗ On astrology.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On std tmi.∗ On the one that got away.∗ On opinions and assholes.∗ On projection.∗ On television for kids.∗ On standard issue crazy.∗ On a victim mentality.∗ On a certain kind of life.∗ On crashing a tea party.∗ On petty bullshit.∗ On fixing a friendship.∗ On sex ed.∗ On draper or sterling.∗ On old condom wrappers.∗ On not giving a vegan fuck.∗ On jerking it together.∗ On a grumpy gramps.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On settling your own debate.∗ On sex tapes and honor.∗ On should it be illegal.∗ On best friends in love.∗ On stealing your sex tape.∗ On romantic cheesballs.∗ On feeling superior.∗ On sounding queer.∗ On drill baby drill.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On being lovestoned.∗ On selling your soul.∗ On gay bashing trolls.∗ On a boring marriage.∗ On opening it up.∗ On better schools.∗ On penis size.∗ On keeping the money.∗ On my consistency.∗ On what comes next.∗ On selling the ring.∗ On making the best of it.∗ On dating older men.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On ritual and tradition.∗ On the arts.∗ On a comeback.∗ On go fuck yourself∗ On the religion of pro-life∗ On giving for its own sake∗ On date rape denial∗ On what to say.∗ On vengeance upon thee.∗ On balancing the scales.∗ On ethical consumption.∗ On commitment issues.∗ On being a groupie.∗ On saying i love you.∗ On politically correct fashion.∗ On miracles.∗ On sex with girls.∗ On dissapointment.∗ On when to start.∗ On recognizing the pattern.∗ On cheater’s guilt.∗ On cougar sugar.∗ On lashing out.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On nothing really.∗ On bearing arms.∗ On copyright law.∗ On an unwanted pregancy.∗ On my varied interests.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On the thought of it.∗ On neo-marxist bullshit.∗ On children of the corn.∗ On a wandering eye.∗ On an afterlife.∗ On revolution.∗ On call girl gossip.∗ On truth.∗ On secret affairs.∗ On sookie.∗ On what’s inappropriate.∗ On taking offense.∗ On spreading your wings.∗ On what to do.∗ On labels.∗ On bible camp.∗ On smoking.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On not giving blowjobs.∗ On day drinking.∗ On oil and blame.∗ On me.∗ On married coworkers.∗ On marriage for citizenship.∗ On embarrassment.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On getting what you deserve.∗ On cuddle cheating.∗ On threesome date night.∗ On existential crisis management.∗ On fading out.∗ On shutting the fuck up.∗ On my permission.∗ On the best girls.∗ On small town politics.∗ On nuking your lady parts.∗ On permanent birth control.∗ On making me laugh.∗ On a post racist world.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On rebounding.∗ On love and war.∗ On a jezebel death match.∗ On bucking the fuck up.∗ On new levels of stupidity.∗ On cats.∗ On the brutal truth.∗ On finding his inner bad boy.∗ On purgatory.∗ On gropers.∗ On bisexual boys.∗ On the nature of things.∗ On cock bumps.∗ On being normal.∗ On not taking shit.∗ On small dick.∗ On giving feminism a bad name.∗ On what makes you happy.∗ On facing threats.∗ On losing them both.∗ On when to get selfish.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On theology.∗ On the obvious choice.∗ On pissing off insecure women.∗ On doing it for yourself.∗ On your next career.∗ On even more bad ideas.∗ On more bad ideas.∗ On bad ideas.∗ On facebook junkies.∗ On how you look at it.∗ On why los angeles.∗ On entry level ethics.∗ On balding.∗ On bisexual virgin coeds.∗ On dating in los angeles.∗ On three days salary.∗ On finding some fresh love.∗ On stupid questions.∗ On the worst kind of mother-in-law.∗ On redneck problems.∗ On conquering uncertainty.∗ On being emotionally involved.∗ On ex-boyfriend soldiers.∗ On annoying bitches.∗ On leverage.∗ On winning the argument.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On toxic girls.∗ On a girl fling.∗ On coachella baggage.∗ On begging to differ.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On being pretentious.∗ On coincidences.∗ On a better question.∗ On being so cool.∗ On my motif.∗ On another crazy bitch.∗ On spanking it to porn.∗ On self-reflexivity.∗ On happily ever after.∗ On your tan and your respect.∗ On just being an asshole.∗ On tattoo sex.∗ On fantasy vs reality.∗ On irony.∗ On college experimentation.∗ On finding yourself in an affair.∗ On pointing to the gym.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On sneaking to the doctor.∗ On mother-in-law drama.∗ On going your separate ways.∗ On experimenting with blow∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On the ex-girlfriend stash.∗ On steps you can’t skip.∗ On how to beat an xbox.∗ On why you even bother.∗ On playing vs being.∗ On a quick slap.∗ On the teens of today.∗ On finding an equal.∗ On selfish screamers.∗ On grabbing a tiger by the tail.∗ On locking your door.∗ On online dating sites.∗ On when not to be a lady.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On setting your biological clock.∗ On being young and stupid.∗ On being a prostitute.∗ On cheating.∗ On trusting my math.∗ On answering delicately.∗ On a breach of intimacy.∗ On abortion.∗ On prince charming disease.∗ On the little things.∗ On daddy issues.∗ On the drunk driving thing again.∗ On sugar babies.∗ On drunk driving.∗ On overweight confidence.∗ On just asking for it.∗ On strap-on diplomacy.∗ On choosing wisely.∗ On fake eighties nostalgia.∗ On beginner’s lube.∗ On your first time(s).*∗ On extracurricular activities.∗ On fun sized advice.∗ On tour.∗ On refocusing outward.∗ On how it’s done.∗ On knowing when it works.∗ On being a kinky bitch.∗ On hater day.∗ On sticks and stones.∗ On existential angst.∗ On getting choked.∗ On when to call it quits.∗ On a cute little obsession.∗ On secret evil plans.∗ On third world exploitation.∗ On not being a whiny bitch.∗ On charisma.∗ On embracing vulnerability.∗ On starting a blog.∗ On prostitution.∗ On how not to get used.∗ On the humorless and ignorant.∗ On noisy neighbors.∗ On me not giving a fuck.∗ On not having to cum.∗ On not dating.∗ On your ass.∗ On revenge.∗ On lovers and haters.∗ On christian close-mindedness.∗ On herbivores.∗ On expanding your mind.∗ On not being crazy.∗ On ending an ugly mess.∗ On liking to fuck.∗ On moving in together.∗ On self-medicating.∗ On dating.∗ On even more fun sized adviced.∗ On the worst kind of addict.∗ On earning the grade.∗ On not waiting around.∗ On love.∗ On irony and cliche.∗ On being a teenage girl.∗ On saving up for surgery.∗ On respect.∗ On pageants.∗ On threesome math.∗ On when to stop.∗ On the fag hag fantasy.∗ On actually breaking it off.∗ On planning a delicious mistake.∗ On bad ideas.∗ On having it both ways.∗ On pre-life crisis.∗ On what to believe.∗ On starting out bisexual.∗ On stripping.∗ On hurting the first time.∗ On the other orgasm.∗ On poor life decisions.∗ On making shit official.∗ On restarting your career.∗ On not being sold.∗ On jealousy.∗ On haunted vaginas.∗ On open relationships.∗ On laziness.∗ On girl boners.∗ On my haters.∗ On self worth.∗ On honesty and integrity.∗ On that bitch at the office.∗ On your ass in the mirror.∗ On life’s little mysteries.∗ On lip piercing.∗ On nationality.∗ On the way he was raised.∗ On subtlety.∗ On me.∗ On the whore’s fallacy.∗ On giving up brain cells.∗ On early grieving of a lifelong addict.∗ On being too stupid for advice.∗ On fighting.∗ On a graceful exit.∗ On contemplating murder.∗ On feminism and porn.∗ On a slow burn.∗ On a thieving boyfriend.∗ On being a third wheel.∗ On whether to text first.∗ On premature ejaculation.∗ On how to break up.∗ On bloody sex.∗ On dating judgmental bores.∗ On relationship training wheels.∗ On lube.∗ On pussy perfection.∗ On your boyfriend’s crazy ex.∗ On more fun sized advice.∗ On post traumatic stress.∗ On emotional blackmail.∗ On one big lip.∗ On sob stories. ∗On ecstasy sex. ∗On prescription drugs. ∗On unmanly men. ∗On consequences. ∗On ending it already. ∗On the day after. ∗On decorum. ∗On bi boyfriends. ∗On nose jobs. ∗On the future. ∗On foolproof technique. ∗On archetype. ∗On making a new frenemy. ∗On teenage flirting. ∗On three little words. ∗On one step at time. ∗On bitterness. ∗On the brutal truth. ∗On fag hag nags. ∗On teenage break-ups. ∗On pursuing your dream. ∗On a cure for boredom. ∗On fucking your way to the middle. ∗On forgiveness. ∗On platonic vs. romantic. ∗On standards. ∗On living with parents. ∗On me not being a doctor. ∗On the lesser of two evils. ∗On mom’s boyfriend. ∗On dating that guy in that band. ∗On family violence. ∗On fun sized advice. ∗On why we hate teenage girls. ∗On making a decision. ∗On attention deficit dating. ∗On virginity with an asterisk. ∗On simple solutions. ∗On harm vs. damage. ∗On priorities. ∗On not holding your peace. ∗On calling her out. ∗On finally ending it. ∗On pimpin’ not being easy. ∗On pimp slap follow-through. ∗On online relationships. ∗On garden variety shyness. ∗On a lesson for the smart girl. ∗On settling too soon. ∗On the long distance thing. ∗On girl meets boy. ∗On understanding suicide. ∗On enforcing your emotional space. ∗On my icon. ∗On keeping it edible. ∗On mysterious cold sores. ∗On acid. ∗On being a kinky bastard. ∗On putting him in his place. ∗On the friend who gets slapped around. ∗On girl-on-girl. ∗On one night stands. ∗On cock size. ∗On sex toys. ∗On ex sex. ∗On the worst kind of crazy. ∗On bad sex. ∗On threesomes. ∗On yet another shallow cunt. ∗On getting out of the closet. ∗On damaged goods. ∗On being more specific. ∗On sugar daddies. ∗On high school. ∗On being rude. ∗On bad news. ∗On tattoo ideas. ∗On beef curtains. ∗On starting out right. ∗On stupid questions. ∗On rambling. ∗On vulnerability. ∗On body issues. ∗On moving the fuck on. ∗On screamers.∗ On poaching boyfriends. ∗ On masturbation. ∗ On beth ditto. ∗ On dealing with jerks. ∗ On escaping the friend zone. ∗ On virginity. ∗ On t-shirts. ∗ On ignoring drama. ∗ On cocky boys. ∗ On confusing quotation marks. ∗ On being used. ∗ On mouseketeers. ∗ On fucking around. ∗ On stupid questions. ∗ On perfection. ∗ On bisexuality. ∗ On grieving. ∗ On anorexia. ∗ On being hard-to-get. ∗ On unreasonable demands. ∗ On high school problems. ∗ On not cheating. ∗ On cocaine chic. ∗ On getting head in a van. ∗ On listening to your gut. ∗ On apathy. ∗ On being unfulfilled. ∗ On creative deflowering. ∗ On classic hook-up errors.∗On teenage sweethearts. ∗ On asking for help. ∗ On friends who rat. ∗ On internet porn. ∗ On asking the wrong girl for advice. ∗ On long-distance relations. ∗ On getting more head. ∗ On overthinking bisexuality. ∗ On why the hell not. ∗ On hyperbole. ∗ On just doing it. Literally. ∗ On dream jobs. ∗ On cleansing. ∗ On summer love. ∗ On getting some no-joke therapy. ∗ On breaking up with a fuck buddy. ∗ On falling out of love. ∗ On white trash. ∗ On blow jobs. ∗ On staying dumped. ∗ On magic words. ∗ On it not being a big deal. ∗ On oxytocin. ∗ On advice. ∗ On getting snooped. ∗ On foreign exchange stoners. ∗ On dealing with childish parents. ∗ On brevity. ∗ On purpose. ∗ On earning red wings. ∗ On scars. ∗ On immigration. ∗ On purpose. Again. ∗ On how to fuck a stranger. ∗ On social anxiety. ∗ On a simple choice. ∗ On marriage. ∗ On something worth living for. ∗ On less sex.∗On plastic surgery. ∗ On giving lessons. ∗ On growing a pair. ∗ On ex-girlfriend residue. ∗ On taking a chill pill. Literally. ∗ On obama’s peace prize. ∗ On a girlfriend in the wings. ∗ On marking territory. ∗ On threesomes with couples. ∗ On attention whores. ∗ On nothing in particular. ∗ On acid. ∗ On rebounding. ∗ On helping a grieving friend. ∗ On not doing your dealer. ∗ On internet boyfriends. ∗ On blood loss. ∗ On why we’re here. ∗ On getting ahead of yourself. ∗ On the painfully obvious. ∗ On hitting on me. ∗ On religious people always managing to fuck things up. ∗ On unrequited love. ∗ On just doing it. ∗ On not being a doormat.∗On petty love triangles. ∗On creative suicide. ∗On first love. ∗On the oldest profession. ∗On makeup. ∗On sisters before misters. ∗On shanking a bitch. ∗On the big o. ∗On being impressed. ∗On not poking holes in the condom. ∗On oasis. ∗On platonic dating. ∗On making out with your friends. ∗On post-pubescent bullshit. ∗On true love and a greater purpose. ∗On cuddling. ∗On things that may be cut. ∗On dieting. ∗On virginity. ∗On performance anxiety. ∗On death. ∗On punishment. ∗On mid-life crisis. ∗On the fashion industry. ∗On art school. ∗On whining. ∗On naughty pics. ∗On victim mentality. ∗On flakes. ∗On no-strings cock. ∗On your first guy. ∗On sexual liberation. ∗On lil’ wayne. ∗On snorting. ∗On cocaine and time travel. ∗On identity. ∗On fantasy blow buddies. ∗On polyamory. ∗On acetone. ∗On coke cock. ∗On addiction. ∗On crystal meth. ∗On maintaining. ∗On the ritual of cocaine. ∗On wisdom.