I can continue to study for two more years in Florida and get my teaching license, or I can move to Italy with my dad and study something useless there. He offered to pay for my grad school so I can move back to the States after I graduate and then work towards my license. Part of me just wants to get my education over with, while the other wants to party in Europe. How do I prioritize in order to get this shit figured out?

Florida or Italy? You’ve got to be fucking kidding.

Go. Travel. See the world. Quit being in such a damn hurry to join the rat race. Get the hell out of that shit stain of a state, and remember, your education is never “over with.” I promise, nothing you study in Italy will be useless, and a teaching license is far less useful than you think it is.