What do you do if you want to get a guy’s attention? Start with the “subtle” options then work your way up?

I hope you appreciate the irony of putting emphasis on the word subtle.

By the way, just because you use quotation marks as if you’re winking at me, it doesn’t mean I can read your mind or anything. I have no idea whether you’re implying “subtle” eye contact or a “subtle” blowjob.

I suppose either one will get a guy’s attention if you do it right.