I doubt that you are a coke whore from LA. You are probably a 15 year old girl who sits at home, virgin obviously, and never touched drugs in your life, and answers others problems. Prove me wrong.

If a drug-free, never-been-fucked, fifteen year old girl could write this shit, wouldn’t that be more impressive?

I love getting mail from my haters, but sometimes I wish they brought a little bit more to the table. Then again, I suppose if they had a sense of humor to begin with, they’d be in on the joke.