On even more fun sized advice.

Do kegel exercises work?
Yes.

how do i ride my bf better during sex?

Kegels.

what should a girl do on the bottom during sex?
Lay there and get fucked. Also, maybe some kegels.

I fucked my drug dealer and now he refuses to take money from me.
See how that works?

is it weird to sell your panties to someone from craigslist for $40?
Yes. Not as weird as buying them, though.

Should I call him back?
Do you have anything to say?

Do blondes really have more fun?
Is ignorance really bliss?

Are you a Taurus?
I’m a BMW.

Am I a lesbian?
You’re lesbian-ish.

What’s the big deal with sex anyway?
Biological imperative is a raging cunt.

i wanna fuck you
Yeah you do.

what are your thoughts on anal sex?

Lube, lube, and more lube.

how do I become famous for being a nobody?
Narcissism and reality television.

How can i crush a man’s ego, rip it to shreds?

Be better than him without needing him.

How to get your dignity back?

Fucking take it.

Will my girlfriend and I last?

Nothing lasts.

What do you think about going to rehab?
Dylan said it best. “If you gotta go, go now.”

I’m weak. How do I get a backbone like yours?
Learn when to tell someone to fuck off.

should i wipe front to back or back to front?
Fuck off.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not mommy blogging.

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